“Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.” ~ Tyrion Lannister I’m denying its existence” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. If it were easy, everyone would do it.” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~ Tyrion Lannister You never know which one you’ll need. ~ Tyrion Lannister “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Those are brave men knocking at our door. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Don’t fight for honor, Don’t fight for Glory, Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any.
Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you. ~ Tyrion Lannisterĭon’t fight for a king. I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine” ~ Tyrion Lannister “We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” ~ Tyrion Lannister Sandor Clegane explaining why he's called The Hound.“Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?” ~ Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats ~ Tyrion LannisterĪ mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. ~ Tyrion Lannister A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. Sansa: Why do you let people call you a dog? You won't let anyone call you a knight. The Hound has had quite enough of Beric's preaching. I hope you're not about to give a sermon, because if you are the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just for you to die when I chuck you over this f- wall. Sandor Clegane reminds Thoros of Myr that he's baldingĪrya Stark: Lots of people name their swordsĪrya Stark and her captor was one of the most funny and endearing pairings in Game of Thrones.Īrya Stark: What are you doing up here? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?Īrya and The Hound having probably the most emotional scene they'll ever get. You think you’re fooling anyone with that top knot? This line was delivered just as he sunk his axe into a blubbering thug's skull. The Hound came back from the dead in style, exacting bloody revenge on the Brothers Without Banners who murdered his pacifist friends. She’s a girl who walked into a fire with three stones and walked out with three dragons. Tyrion: “Maybe we should have stayed married"
That’s the most heroic thing we can do now: look the truth in the face”
“You should consider yourself lucky … at least your balls won’t freeze off.” Tyrion offers reassurance to Varys as they approach Winterfell together. Tyrion Lannister: That would make me the quarter-man. Joffrey Baratheon: If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought. Tyrion Lannister: A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms. We’ll come out behind them and f- them in their arses.ĭwarf Tyrion offers some sage words of advice for the bastard Jon Snow. Tyrion’s cynicism and understanding of power is one of the qualities that mark him out as an important advisor for Daenerys Targaryen. The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that's how they became powerful in the first place. Tyrion complains about Jon's (admittedly excellent) brooding skills after the pair are reunited at Dragonstone. You make me feel I’m failing at brooding over failing. You look a lot better brooding than I do. Now that the final season is officially over, why not dive into the best of the series' most memorable quotes and quips.
FUNNY TYRION LANNISTER QUOTES SERIES
Martin (the author of the book series which inspired HBO's super-successful adaptation) set out to write a fantasy epic of uncompromised imagination and wordplay.
FUNNY TYRION LANNISTER QUOTES TV
It is no wonder Game of Thrones has become one of the most loved quoted TV shows of the decade the characters, and the unbelievably pithy prose that seems to pour out of them, were created to entertain the literary masses.įrustrated by a few failed attempts at TV pilots and screenplays, George R.R.